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I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs

I'm the dude with cool attitude

Yes I am smiling and you're not the reason anymore.

Silence is the best response to a fool.

A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.Boys Funny Whatsapp Status

It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.

I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.


Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

I do not get drunk- I get awesome.

Time is precious waste it wisely.

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

A jealous woman does better research than FBI.Funny Whatsapp Quotes

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

Going to Mcdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.

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The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.

When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, "What are you doing ?!" He replied: "Schweppes: Drink Different.." Whatsapp Funny Status



I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2 A.M He's lucky I was in a drum lesson ..

Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo

I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking" So I washed my purse ..

Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you "continue to be who you are" in your birthday.

Can’t talk, telepathy only!

Read books instead of reading my status!

SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
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My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.Girls Whatsapp Funny Status

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.

Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!

I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

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Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
move on…
People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracaley we live.
Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.



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